SWAMPY TALES

Economists made me believe that the ten biggest industries in any economy are oil and gas, food, real estate, automobile, health, finance and insurance, pharmaceuticals etc. This week, watching women taking snuff made me think deeply about the sex industry.   And when one mentions the sex industry, there is likelihood of inducing thoughts about common underground sex trade. But, wait a minute! I realized the sex economy is one of the biggest in the world and goes beyond what we see on the surface. A closer look at fashion, beauty products, weight loss and everything that makes one look attractive is connected to sex.   Men’s suits and other clothing churns out millions of dollars , mostly with a connotation of sex. You are probably wearing what you are, have a certain hair style, driving a particular type of car, live a certain lifestyle , because you are influenced by the manufacturers in order to attract those of the opposite sex. Count the number of erotic mas...

Abalunshi te baluunshi. Benda babili atemwa batatu. Nangu benda bucebuce ngo tucece! Nga ba buuma, balasushanya ati: Shi Mumbo na iwe uli wa mumbo, Kuti wapanya kapoli na apo uli? Ni Shi Mulenga e wali walenga, nga nacimulasa ifumo mwi fumo. Shi Bwalya acimona apita pa mupaapa apa, akubula kupapa, nga ali  apapa! Shi Mumbo ni Cinkanda, pantu atemwa ukutobela cikanda. Filya batila ‘ukusosha uwashinka ku mwakanya,’ ba mwakanya akanani nga akanya. Nalimo cipumbu? Awe, iyo! ‘Umupumbu ni ulya atila, ‘Lesa takwaba,’ uku napunamina uko aaba! Nalimo ni co ‘amano uli weka, tayashinguluka ikoshi?     Yalashinguluka!   Mukacite ifi: Mwasenda uwabula mano, mwa mutwala pa kapanga, kwati muleimba kapanga. Mwasomona ulupanga, mwa mutoba pa kapanga! Nga yati lobolobo! Akapanuna amenso nga kakoshi! Mukamona amano mwi ‘koshi. Ifi efyo bafundile na Kapaanga, umwine wa kalya kene kapanga. Ilyo aleepanga ifya kupangapanga, uku alepaanga ukui...

THE UNSUNG MYSTERIES OF SAMFYA TOWN As we were about to approach Samfya, Richard gave me a push so I can wake up and see an “endless mass of water.” He was coming to Samfya in Luapula province of Zambia for the first time. I have been here on many occasions but not visited some interesting places. The white sugar sand dune on which the car perched before slopping down to the beautiful beach revealed an aura of warm fresh air and made the sky look bare as if the clouds were just evaporating from the water. We were about to have a panorama of a memorable picturesque of the lake from a vintage point. We were looking at Lake Bangweulu!   As we approached the shore, we saw a wonderfully built, artistic, grass - thatched chalets on the upper boulder of the beach that complemented the beauty of the white sandy beach. “Does this lake really end somewhere? I can only see clouds touching the lake?”   Richard asked amazingly. “Yes, it does. The no-end view portrayed by the lake...

COMING SOON! THE UNGA TRIBE OF BANGWEULU SWAMPS- MORE THAN JUST FISHERMEN CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: Origins and the founding of Lunga                CHAPTER 2: Chieftaincy and Succession Lineage CHAPTER 3: Language, Culture and Tradition CHAPTER 4: Fishing, Hunting as main occupation CHAPTER 5:  Wildlife, Traditional Ceremony & Tourism CHAPTER 6: Food and Nutrition CHAPTER 7: Social and Pastime activities CHAPTER 8: Death and Superstition CHAPTER 9: Politics and Development CHAPTER 10: Unique Words, Adages and Idioms  ____________________________________________ CHAPTER 1 INTRODUCTION Within Bangweulu Wetlands lies a vast 5,000 km 2 swampy area called Lunga, which is home to over 50,000 indigenous Unga tribesmen. The name Lunga simply means to hunt and was derived from the area’s suitability for hunting expeditions because of its abundant wildlife. Located...

Picture by Lyn Schumaker Kalela is a spectacular type of group dance which is only practised by the people of Luapula province of Zambia. However, the Unga tribe of Bangweulu swamps treasure this type of entertainment whenever it takes place. The competition is usually between two teams from different tribes or habitats.   A competing team will typically comprise 15 to 20 members, male and female , aged between 20 and 60. The composition will include drummers and dancers. All members must participate and must be good at singing and dancing. A golden voice would earn one a crucial role in the team. Each team is led by a "King", pronounced as "Chinji" in the local language. The Chinji is basically the group's lead singer who also assumes the role of composer and director. He is the leading man to watch because he determines the failure or success of his team. He is assisted by one or two teammates who will be in charge of training others in m...

  The richest man in the family had just died. Every relative wanted to have a share of his wealth. The late Mulimbule was just marvelously gifted and accumulated a lot of wealth.   He looked after workers and kin very well. The village was about to conclude an elaborate funeral process at a traditional meeting locally called Isambwe Lya Mfwa . This is the climax of any funeral in the village. It’s here that the family considers and distributes the deceased’s estate. The eldest paternal uncle chaired the meeting. Mulembwe indicated the meeting would not be prolonged because people had been spending nights in the cold for the previous five days. They needed to settle the question of inheritance quickly. They confirmed his nuclear family comprising eight official wives, nine concubines and 39 children. Only 11 children were recognized by his extended family. The rest lived with their mothers away from his home in Chumbwe. The 28-strong team of adolescent...

IT’S TASTY! IT’S CALLED BOCHOO! Imagine you are travelling for about eight hours. If you are travelling by private car or public bus, you make stops at takeaway outlets and buy your refreshments. If you are travelling by air, an air hostess will wake you to some warm munchies that may include fresh juices. This is because your body demands to be nourished for renewed energy and keep healthy. So it is with us travelling to Ungland . When we have been paddling a laden boat or canoe over a distance of more than 30 kilometers, we stop to fill the tanks.  We fix some original and real fast food! The difference is that our fastest meal will be complemented with delicious stuff known as Bochoo . It is indeed some quick delicacy that should not take a lot of time. The meal is better taken while it is hot.   The other difference with what you pals consume on the plane, your car or bus is that we cook our own while you get it ready-made. Here is how accomplished Ung...